"Yet," Gustave echoes, unaware that he's having extremely similar thoughts to Verso. It's exactly what he's afraid of: Maelle becoming the next iteration of the Paintress. He's not worried about her Gommaging the world — he just doesn't want to watch her slowly kill herself. He can't imagine how Verso must feel.
He opens his eyes, smiling crookedly at him. "Tu me plais."
"Oh, I see," he says, knowingly. "You only said all of that so I'd think you were sensitive and vulnerable."
Obviously, he doesn't think this is true; it's unfathomable that Gustave wouldn't be depressed under his current circumstances. But he hopes the absurdity of it will make Gustave laugh, or at least keep the smile on his face.
"Is it working?" It is, objectively, very sad to think about all of the reasons why this thing between them is doomed to fail. He wishes he could tell his past self to be a little kinder about Verso's uncertainties, his hesitation. In another world, maybe. "Je t'adore."
He definitely shouldn't be encouraging this, and he definitely should have told Gustave that, yes, the disappearing act was an implied break-up. If Gustave is depressed now, being involved with Verso is only going to make it worse. But he loves having something to feel guilty about, so he leans in and kisses Gustave instead.
"—And baby faces," he says upon pulling back, because although it hadn't been a lie that he looks nice shaven, it really makes Verso feel like a dirty old man preying on an innocent when Gustave has gone from 'handsome' to 'boyishly handsome'. "Although the riot is still forthcoming."
"I do not have a baby face," Gustave scoffs, affronted, but he does seem pleased by the kiss. He gives him another, soft and lingering and sweet; they'd never really had the time for ones exactly like that. "But save your energy. It'll grow back."
He closes his eyes again, though his hand is gently sweeping Verso's side. Petting him, really, but his touch is light.
The facial hair is really necessary, because now he just looks like Edward Cullen!!!
Gustave closes his eyes, but Verso's stay open, watching Gustave's face. He looks more relaxed now, at least, wound marginally less tight than before. "Are you kicking me out?" he asks, and it's teasing, but there's a hint of sincerity. He gets it, really. Sometimes you want to wallow in your own misery alone.
"Giving you an option, not making a suggestion. Bed is too big for one person. Plenty of space to wallow with company."
It's not his fault Aline was obsessed with Twilight!!! Gustave is just going to snuggle in, thank you very much. He can have this for a couple of minutes.
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"Well," he says, shifting onto his back. "If I might remind you, you were actually supposed to come over to my place." Which is, like, the saddest bachelor pad in existence, but at least it's not a hut. "I had wine and everything."
"How's the bed?" Gustave follows Verso when he shifts, sort of casually leaning over him. "I have some slightly stale pastries I could probably contribute."
Worn out from Verso flinging himself onto it crying, probably!!! "Oh, roomy. Warm. Very sturdy." Just saying. "Could use some stale pastry crumbs to liven the place up, though."
"Very sturdy. That's a big claim. Have you done much stress testing?" They are both miserable, disillusioned, worried sick — not typically emotional states that lend well to frisky business. But Verso is right there beneath him, talking about his sturdy bed, and Gustave can't resist the urge to drop his head, to press sharp and affectionate kisses against the side of his throat.
Uh, yeah, he stress-tested it with the aforementioned flinging himself onto the mattress crying. But the horny human spirit is unbreakable, so he says, "I was waiting on someone who could help me test it more... scientifically."
He drops his voice, tone deep and sensual. "You know, with data points. Mm, and... hypotheses." And all those sexy science buzzwords he's just saying because he assumes that's what turns nerds like Gustave on.
Well— okay. That's actually enough to get Gustave to lean up, his face crinkled in genuine amusement as he hovers over Verso. "Are you— is that seduction? Are you seducing me with data points and hypotheses?"
He's maybe a little outraged that it's actually working, but that's more to do with Verso's tone of voice than his actual words.
Gustave isn't appreciating the sexy scientist roleplay enough. Verso could wear nothing but a white lab coat and goggles! Very hot, until he says 'data' when he means 'datum' and turns Gustave off.
"I think you're the one who decides if you've been seduced," he points out, which is just roundabout way of saying I don't know, is it working?
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But if Gustave is outraged, it's only because Verso didn't bat an eye at the way Gustave was whispering sweet nothings at him earlier, and him being an utter jokester is what's going to actually work. He deadweights on top of him, voice dropping to a whisper. "Are you inviting me back to your place because you're worried about having sex when my sister is home?"
The feeling of Gustave's weight—which admittedly is not really that sizeable—on top of him isn't unpleasant, and Verso rests his hand on the small of Gustave's back, but that's all he does. Because, yes, he is sort of worried about that. He's not even sure if Emma knows that they're together (or something — this is a very poorly defined relationship), because Gustave didn't even know, and Verso kind of didn't know until he was asked, either.
"Science can be noisy work." And he's not really sure how thick these walls are.
"We've never made— noisy— science—" Gustave starts, and he wants to be offended, but it just sort of sputters out. He doesn't really have the energy to actually care that much about it one way or the other. He leans in to rest more fully on Verso for a moment, just savoring the closeness of someone he's come to care about, before he rolls off the bed with a reluctant little groan.
"Okay. Come on, then, if you're going to be shy about it."
'Making science' is definitely their worst euphemism yet. 0/10.
He'd argue it's more conscientious than shy, thanks, but he lacks the motivation to do much other than sit up and say, "Right, sorry. I'll keep the science very, very quiet."
Gustave gives him a funny look, and not for the first time it occurs to him that neither of them are really in any condition to do — well. Much of anything, it's starting to seem like.
But he shakes it off, pulling a jacket from his closet and slipping it on. "Come on. You're right. I wouldn't want to scandalize Emma."
That is absolutely the last thing Gustave expects to come out of Verso's mouth, and the shock of it combined with the absolutely idiotic metaphor shatter the absolute worst part of his mood somehow. He laughs, starts to talk and then laughs again, pressing his hand to his face.
"We've always managed just fine before," he says slowly, his shoulders trembling just slightly. "You promised me wine. I've got few expectations past that, I promise you."
Verso stares, ears turning slightly red. On one hand, he's happy that Gustave is laughing, but on the other, why is he laughing!! Verso was being perfectly reasonable to set up expectations beforehand. He didn't want Gustave to get there and then be disappointed!
"—All right. Should we go before or after I fling myself into the sea?"
Verso seems so effortlessly magnetic all of the time that it always surprises Gustave a little to see him embarrassed. "It was just the phrasing," he reassures him softly, and then hesitates, because they're two grown men who should be able to talk! Frankly! About sex!! "Is that the sort of— thing you'd like to try in the future?"
Gustave has never once been intentionally sexy in his life, and would genuinely be a little shocked to find out he'd ever been so accidentally. He tilts his head at Verso with a half smile, expression fond. "I'm amenable," he agrees softly, and — well, it's kind of nice to know their weird little relationship will last another few days at least. "Come on, then. Take me home with you."
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He opens his eyes, smiling crookedly at him. "Tu me plais."
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Obviously, he doesn't think this is true; it's unfathomable that Gustave wouldn't be depressed under his current circumstances. But he hopes the absurdity of it will make Gustave laugh, or at least keep the smile on his face.
"I know all about that trick."
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He definitely shouldn't be encouraging this, and he definitely should have told Gustave that, yes, the disappearing act was an implied break-up. If Gustave is depressed now, being involved with Verso is only going to make it worse. But he loves having something to feel guilty about, so he leans in and kisses Gustave instead.
"—And baby faces," he says upon pulling back, because although it hadn't been a lie that he looks nice shaven, it really makes Verso feel like a dirty old man preying on an innocent when Gustave has gone from 'handsome' to 'boyishly handsome'. "Although the riot is still forthcoming."
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He closes his eyes again, though his hand is gently sweeping Verso's side. Petting him, really, but his touch is light.
"Just another minute, and then I'll let you up."
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Gustave closes his eyes, but Verso's stay open, watching Gustave's face. He looks more relaxed now, at least, wound marginally less tight than before. "Are you kicking me out?" he asks, and it's teasing, but there's a hint of sincerity. He gets it, really. Sometimes you want to wallow in your own misery alone.
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It's not his fault Aline was obsessed with Twilight!!! Gustave is just going to snuggle in, thank you very much. He can have this for a couple of minutes.
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"Well," he says, shifting onto his back. "If I might remind you, you were actually supposed to come over to my place." Which is, like, the saddest bachelor pad in existence, but at least it's not a hut. "I had wine and everything."
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He drops his voice, tone deep and sensual. "You know, with data points. Mm, and... hypotheses." And all those sexy science buzzwords he's just saying because he assumes that's what turns nerds like Gustave on.
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He's maybe a little outraged that it's actually working, but that's more to do with Verso's tone of voice than his actual words.
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"I think you're the one who decides if you've been seduced," he points out, which is just roundabout way of saying I don't know, is it working?
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But if Gustave is outraged, it's only because Verso didn't bat an eye at the way Gustave was whispering sweet nothings at him earlier, and him being an utter jokester is what's going to actually work. He deadweights on top of him, voice dropping to a whisper. "Are you inviting me back to your place because you're worried about having sex when my sister is home?"
He's just curious.
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"Science can be noisy work." And he's not really sure how thick these walls are.
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"Okay. Come on, then, if you're going to be shy about it."
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He'd argue it's more conscientious than shy, thanks, but he lacks the motivation to do much other than sit up and say, "Right, sorry. I'll keep the science very, very quiet."
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But he shakes it off, pulling a jacket from his closet and slipping it on. "Come on. You're right. I wouldn't want to scandalize Emma."
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Although— "I haven't, uh... bought science equipment." Wow, he cringes a little. Grossest way to phrase that. "Just to temper your expectations."
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"We've always managed just fine before," he says slowly, his shoulders trembling just slightly. "You promised me wine. I've got few expectations past that, I promise you."
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"—All right. Should we go before or after I fling myself into the sea?"
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"If you're amenable to it, yes, I would very much like to have intercourse with you."
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verso when he gets called out on the problematic age gap https://tinyurl.com/4b23jztk
holy shit that's hilarious
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